Meet your new favorite conversation starter: a long-bearded wizard riding a giant, deeply unimpressed cat through a misty swamp, drawn in a fine vintage woodcut style straight out of a medieval manuscript. The cat's flat ears and utterly done expression against the wizard's calm confidence make this tee equal parts absurd and irresistible.

Key Features

• Vintage woodcut-style illustration, printed crisp and bold
• 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton, soft and breathable midweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd2)
• Garment-dyed finish for a subtle, worn-in look and ultra-soft feel
• Tubular construction with no side seams for a smooth, classic silhouette
• Double-needle stitching on all seams for added durability
• Relaxed fit and pre-shrunk for reliable sizing
• Available in sizes S to 4XL and offered in 12 colors

Perfect For

• A dark-humor gift for anyone who loves cats and absurd history in equal measure
• Great for art history fans who appreciate a vintage woodcut aesthetic
• Easy everyday wear that always earns a second look
• A fun pick for casual outings, birthdays, and meme-loving friends

Soft, comfortable, and made to last, it is the kind of shirt that makes people stop and smile. Add it to your cart and let the grumpy cat do the talking.

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